Stop the Sob Story: There Are More Important Things in Life Than Heartbreak

Stop complaing!  “Boo hoo! Ohhh he won’t leave his girl for me. I’m so brokenhearted.”  Blah blah blah.  Do me a solid and grow a pair.  Read a book.  Oh no, I’m sorry, go check CNNs Twitter feed.  There are a lot worse things going on in life than finding out you won’t graduate from mistress status, or that hearts get broken.  That’s life.  Deal with it.  Shuffle some crap around, or fold and shut up.