I’m Not Attending Your Wedding. You’re Marrying A B*t*h & You’re A Snobby C**t.

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You’re my sister and we used to be close, but now you think you’re better than us. Like we owe you something. Like we don’t matter anymore. We’re family. We never see you now that you’ve gotten engaged to her. She’s a b*t*h, and she’s a b*t*h to my kids. She used to be nice and caring but now she’s a d**k. I hate you and I hate her. I don’t want to go to your wedding or have anything to do with you guys anymore. You’re self-absorbed and we don’t fit into your pretty new life. Just hope you know that I won’t be there to help you when it all falls apart. And I hope it does.

image: Patrick Doheny


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