You’re A Famous Religious Hypocrite. You Attempted To Dry Hump Me While Making Pro Celibacy Videos. WTF?

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Dear “friend,”

I think it’s great that you have grown closer to God, and have gained so much success in leading others to his Word. Unfortunately, you felt the need to dissolve our friendship in the process. You have become a bit holier-than-thou in the midst of all this fame, and I feel like you promote so much hypocrisy. Not even two full years ago, when your celibacy videos were at an all time high, you were trying to dry hump me on my sister’s couch.

I truly wish all the best for you, and have always had nothing but your best interests at heart. Especially when I refused to do certain things with you, to keep you from falling off your path with God. I just hate that you have become such a dick to someone who did not judge your indiscretions (oh now I’m definitely judging).

Why do you have to be such a Godly asshole?!

image- ND Strupler


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