Keep Giving Me Kooky Unsolicited Medical Advice & I’ll Punch You. Seriously.

Your unsolicited advice is driving me insane. No, I will not use homeopathic medicine.  No, I will not listen to an OB/GYN to cure my migraines using unorthodox, unproven, outlandish treatments like BRT. If I have to listen to you tell me how to take care of myself anymore, when you are not the vision of good health, I’m going to lose my cool. I’m probably going to go off on you again. If you’re lucky I might even punch you. Because frankly, all the other awful things you’ve done over the years is much deserving of it.