I am so pissed! Yesterday was my sixteenth birthday. My mother’s friend’s birthday is four days after mine. Tell me why my mother didn’t buy me a cake?! But already she is ordering a cake for her friend. If you’re reading this, please don’t say, “Well, maybe she’s surprising you with a cake later.” NO! I was with her when she ordered it, and I watched her pay $150 for this cake.
I didn’t get any gifts on my birthday. I didn’t get a cake. I didn’t even get a card. But that’s fine. One day I’m gonna buy a cake, a humongous cake, for myself! Nobody else. #HappySixteenthBirthdayToMe