You Can’t Take Care Of Our Daughter By Yourself? How STUPID Are You Dude?

As much as I love being a mother, I am fed up with having to do everything. I would like to sit on my @ss sometimes and play video games too! I am up all night with our daughter. I am the one that deals with her when I am sick. You got to eat a hot meal yesterday, while I munched on a PB & J sandwich that had been sitting out for two hours. I want to go have a life too.

It feels like you lied to me when you told me this was going to be 50/50 when we had the baby. You are full of it. Screw you and your, “Poor me. I’m so tired, I only got 9 hours of sleep last night.” I got 9 hours in the last 3 days. I am sick of always having to do everything while you sit on your @ss and relax after a long day of work. I am going to college and taking care of you and our daughter. I work more hours in one day than you do in a week. Some husband you are.

If I had known this is how it was going to turn out, I never would have had kids with you. And people wonder why I had my tubes tied one month after our daughter was born. I was not about to go through this again with another baby. I just want one day of peace without you being too stupid to figure out how to take care of her. It’s not f+_king hard. Stop asking me for help all the time.

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