You Thought You Were Slick? LMFAO. Now You Have A Painful STD B#tch! #haha

You thought you were slick. Your sneaking your phone to the bathroom.  Texting with women via game applications and calling them the minute you left the house or before you got home.  Sure you used a password to protect your device. I know the password. I have chatted with your girlfriends.   I even talked to your ex-wife. Karma, well it took a big bite of your ass now didn’t it?  Don’t concern yourself too much sweetie. The pain you are feeling? That’s just the STD you got messing with the wrong hootchie.

image- Trish Hamme