Dear Stupid People: I know you don’t realize you are stupid, but trust me, the rest of the world sees it! Stupidity is a plague that is crippling society! I can’t stand stupid people! The worst kind of stupid people are the ones that agree that stupid people suck, and don’t realize that THEY THEMSELVES … Read more
Dear future mother in law: I realize I have a better job than your son, but that does not make me responsible for tracking and paying the $6,000 in credit card debt he racked up prior to being with me. It does not make me responsible for his half of the rent. I work fifty … Read more
Hello. It’s me Great Aunt Debbie/Mom/Grandma. Yet again you managed to bring tears to my eyes. Imagine my surprise when I didn’t even know you were doing this photo shoot (I was kept in the darkroom so to speak). All of the portraits are priceless and truly melted my heart. What more could a Mom/Grandma … Read more
I loved my boyfriend from the moment I first met him. And I felt like the luckiest person in the world to have met him, until I met his live-in girlfriend. Still nonetheless I took him back. Fresh and new, everything was on the table and all was right in the world. Then our world … Read more
I really hate that my ex-girlfriends always give me dirty looks. Like every time they see me they give me the meanest looks in the world and I know both of them talk so much crap about me. Then their boyfriends want to jump all up in my business when they are two of the … Read more
I hate affirmative action. It’s against the means of evolution and natural selection. I hate how I worked so hard in school and life up until now to only be looked down on by the world’s best schools because I’m East Asian. I hate how people who have less potential are given a pass to … Read more
I feel deeply saddened. I miss my little Pomeranian. My dog. My Osito. He passed away yesterday while I was at work. I knew he wasn’t feeling well when I brought him back from the vet and I wish I could have been there when he died. I feel that on his last days, when … Read more
Apartment living sucks. If I could afford more this life wouldn’t be an option. People are weird and only do things for themselves. I’m tired of being asked to help with everything and getting nothing in return. And when I do help for half a second it all backfires in my face. Hmmmm. I think … Read more
My husband has always had more female friends than male friends. I attributed this to the fact that he grew up with six sisters and no brothers. I am beginning to wonder about this more and more. I know we have a strong and committed marriage, but his relationships with his gal friends are beginning … Read more
School just started and the district relocated one of their bus stops in front of my house. That means that about fifteen children are picked up and dropped off near my home. Now, I don’t have any children and these bad kids are running all over my lawn and throwing trash all over the ground. … Read more